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COOL ATTITUDE WHATSAPP STATUS MESSAGES

Would you like to update your WhatsApp Status? You have come to the right place.

In this generation where Social Media is the new trend, aside from Facebook, Instagram, and Snapchat, do you have WhatsApp?

COOL ATTITUDE WHATSAPP STATUS MESSAGES

Well, if you don’t, go and download it now! Don’t let yourself be left out and let’s get you posting!

Here we list creative ideas to update your status on WhatsApp.

COOL ATTITUDE WHATSAPP STATUS MESSAGES

1. “You don’t like me? That’s fine. My sole purpose in love isn’t to impress you.”

2. “I’m neither Superman nor Batman. I’m a superhero for all women.”

3. “I’m so jealous of my parents. I never had a kid as cool as they did.”

4. “Hey, I speak my mind, and I never, ever mind what I speak.”

5. “Man, God is really creative. I mean, just look at me!”

6. “You know you’re the ugly one when your friends ask you to take the group picture.”

7. “If I broke down and agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

8. “I could be wrong. But I seriously doubt it.”

9. “It’s okay if you don’t like me. I’m not a Facebook status.”

10. “Congrats, graduate! Now a thermometer isn’t the only thing that has degrees with no brains.”

11. “Life is too short. Don’t waste your time copying my Whatsapp status.”

12. “I never really forgive people. I pretend like I do, and then wait for that perfect moment to destroy them.”

13. “You treated me like I was an option, so I left you like you were a choice.”

14. “It’s so miserable without you. It’s almost like having you here.”
15. “The attitude I have will always be based on the way you treat me.”

16. “Please don’t talk out loud. You’ll only lower the IQ of the entire street if you do.”

17. “I’ll be nicer to you when you start being a little smarter.”

18. “You are the product of over 4 billion years of evolution. Start acting like it!”

19. “Dear Math – Please grow up! I’m getting really tired of solving your problems for you.”

20. “Forget circumstances. I create my own opportunities.”

21. “In order to shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.”

22. “Hey! I found something under my shoe. Oh, wait. That’s just your attitude.”

23. “When I’m good, I’m the best. But when I’m bad, I’m the worst.”

24. “If I drink alcohol, people tell me I’m an alcoholic. But when I drink Fanta, no one tells me I’m fantastic.”

25. “They always say “never drink and drive.” Yesterday, I drank a juice box while riding my tricycle. That’s right – I’m a rebel.”

26. “Today, I feel lazier than the person who drew the Japanese flag.”

27. “One day, I’m going to make onions cry. Just you wait.”

28. “Before you start talking, please make sure that you connect your tongue to your brain.”

29. “Here’s the difference between your opinion and pizza – I asked for the pizza.”

30. “I hate those times when I go in to hug someone really sexy and hit my head on the mirror.”

31. “Is that status a bit too harsh? Forget it, I’ll just put a LOL at the end. There – that’s better.”

32. “Never drink and park. Accidents cause people.”

33. “If you’re the player, then I’m the game.”

34. “Etc. stands for – end of thinking capacity.”

35. “Some people call me Mike, but you can call me tonight.”

36. “If I’m weird when I’m with you, it just means that I like you.”

37. “I’m really not trying to argue. I’m just trying to explain to you why I’m right.”

38. “I’m not bossy. I’m just trying to tell you what you should be doing.”

39. “I’m making some changes to my life, so if you don’t hear from me again, you know that you’re one of them.”

40. “I’m just sitting here waiting to see if my coffee will use its powers for good or evil.”

41. “My attitude is not the problem. You just can’t handle my personality.”

42. “Go ahead and talk behind my back. You’re in the perfect position to kiss my butt.”

43. “I will win. It may not be immediately, but I definitely will.”

44. “According to my police report, I had a really awesome night out last night.”

45. “If someone is trying to bring you down, it’s only because you’re above them.”

46. “If you like me, raise your hand. If you don’t, raise your standards.”

47. “I work to earn money. If you want loyalty, go buy a dog.”

48. “I talk to myself because I enjoy conversing with a better class of people.”

49. “I only drink to make other people more interesting.”

50. “Stop worrying so much about the world ending. Did you know that it’s already tomorrow in Australia?”

51. “Sarcasm is just one of the many services that I offer.”

52. “I tried so hard to be normal once. Those were the worst two minutes of my life.”

53. “Trying to understand you is just like trying to smell the number 7.”

54. “Please don’t interrupt me. I’m trying to ignore you.”

55. “I am what I am. I don’t need your approval, and I never asked for it.”

56. “Here’s my new theory: It’s none of my business what other people think of me.”

57. “All you have to do is smile when you’re with people who hate you. Your happiness will kill them.”

58. “I’m really sorry about those texts I sent you last night. My phone was really drunk.”

59. “One time, I smashed my head against the keyboard and accidentally wrote the 5th Twilight book.”

60. “I don’t have an attitude. I really am that good.”

61. “I love being me, and I will never change myself to please anyone else.”

62. “I would rather be hated for who I am than be loved for someone I’m not.”

63. “If someone has the power and strength to bring you down, show them that you have just as much power and strength to pick yourself back up.”

64. “I hate it when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide. It’s just none of their business.”

65. “You want to argue with me? Bring it on! I have my CAPS LOCK ON!”

66. “Just a fair warning: I know karate – and a few other words, too.”

67. “Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, but my attitude completely depends on who you are.”

68. “I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.”

69. “Life is way too short to be serious all the time. If you can’t laugh at yourself, just call me and I’ll laugh at you.”

70. “Of course I talk to myself. I need expert advice from time to time.”

71. “Sometimes I sit in class and wonder how the teacher even got this job.”

72. “Kill the tension before it kills you. Reach all of your goals before the goal kicks you. Live your life before life leaves you.”

73. “I didn’t change. All I did was grow up. You should try it.”

74. “I’m the boss in my house. My wife is just the decision-maker.”

75. “I swear I’m not drunk. I’m just off-balance chemically.”


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